My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
This thing? This thing right here? It’s me, showing that I’m alive (or maybe undead and capable of simple tasks, but that’s another story for another time).
Maybe I’ll update with more substance later. Or find a picture of a seal and be awesome. Seals totally make everything cooler.
…unless it’s ponies. Ponies make everything 10% cooler automatically.

